“Vampires all over Europe, get alive! Or come alive! Or just come on! I’m not sure! Hi, I’m TV’s Troy McClure, and you may remember me from such hit shows as One Man and his Werewolf and It’s the Zombies!. My new show, premiering next Thursday and being cancelled on Friday is a musical theatre take on the vampire legend, based around the hits of 1997! It’s great and be sure to catch it this Thursday on your local network at 20:30 (21:30 Eastern)”
Troy – I mean Bobo – is probably famous enough and popular enough to get away with this, even the awful last five seconds, but I don’t think the hoteliers in Zurich or Berne should be too hasty to raise their room rates for May 2008.