Ukraine II
If Portugal put me in a coma, The Ukraine snapped me out of it by slapping me round the face and going "Top 4...
Top brass – we’re going to Kiev!
Brassy broads are a bit like buses, you wait three days for one and two come along at once. And a greater contrast you...
Ukraine – six isn’t enough of a crowd
Well - where does one start with this?!?!
It sounds completely different from the CD - Gaitana has decided to put some additional wailing in...
Captured by a sandstorm
You don't need to be a Eurovision expert, or a fashionista to know when large shoulder pads are just wrong, and the ones in...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
Tea bagging
It's the Twining's Tea Advert (for UK viewers) set to music! - Although to be fair I am not sure how much of it...
Screechy Preachy
Nick: I nearly got up in time for Azerbaijan. Yay me! But not quite. I gather my team aren't feeling that one so much.
I'm...
Sweet Peeps
Let's look at the positives of my Slavic relatives in Ukraine. The singer has a very powerful voice and can certainly belt it out...
Faraway in an English country garden
With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again.
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I'm not struck...