Ukraine – Is she going to show me your mum?

Tina Karol at 2007 Eurovision
Magareto • Public domain

She does sound like she is singing that in the first couple of rehearsals but man, we like that lots. There is lots of choreography in this one and plenty of things that remind P6 (Who has arrived safely) of Leslie Ash without the Botox treatment. But this is the precursor to Lordi – and a good one at that – she has sung this 7 times in 45 minutes which is not a bad thing. She still looks like a dirty moo – but there is one camera shot that is excellent – it sweeps from the front of the stage all the way to the back and leaves her alone on the stage and then the backers come on again – they do the skipping and all sorts of things

It’s ace – and Lordi Next!