Business Class Eurovision

So today’s the day when priority boarding finally gets to the head of the queue here at Final Airport (formerly Semifinal Airport), and the final seven acts delight and confuse us in pseudorandom order. We’ll be seeing Italy, Austria, Spain, Germany, United Kingdom, France, and finally introducing Australia as itself. Musik klingt in die Welt hinaus, music knows no borders because you know music has a language of its own. And I think that’s especially true this morning. Because in exactly 4 hours and 31 minutes – in about 4 hours and 31 minutes, we will know who is going to be the winner of the 1985 2015 Eurovision Song Contest. But who is it going to be? So let’s find out…