Business Class Eurovision
So today’s the day when priority boarding finally gets to the head of the queue here at Final Airport (formerly Semifinal Airport), and the...
How early?
What kind of ungodly hour is this on a Sunday? The rehearsals start at 9.40. Nine bloody forty! There should be a law against...
This is the middle of the night…
Collapsed on my sofa bed at 2.30am and Rosé like a crumpled phoenix four hours later still drunk and yet with a moderate to...
Today at the Games – Day Six Hundred and Ninety Eight
It’s been a long old day down in Eurovisionia so there will be plenty of forks!
Worst Vocal of the Day Fork goes to –...
Guess what I have with Poland?
A problem, that’s right. The staging lifts it to the point where it now doesn’t make me want to slaughter kittens, Monica is a...
Slovenia – I love Slovenia… got it deep inside
PRE WARNING – I LOVE SLOVENIA
It was a great rehearsal. I went into the hall for 20 minutes and went “nom nom nom” for...
Cyprus, Slovenia and an early Poland to close
I didn’t really see Cyprus, sorry. I’m not doing that well this afternoon, it’s been a long day. And I have been moonlighting for...
ESC birthdays 16/5 – Only for you. Not you, just you
I don’t have much tome today, so here’s a nice little birthday from our favourite Hebrew spectacle wearer. For the avoidance of doubt, I...
The home straight
John for Cyprus is performing very well indeed and congratulations to the Cypriot delegation. This is staged so simply and beautifully matches the mood....
I have a problem with Slovenia
They have an absolutely super song. They have a very attractive singer with a lacy dress and big headphones. They have a good looking...