why PhilC comes to Eurovision, gets here and spends oodles of his own cash to sit in a press room.
Well, Belarus’ 2018 entry has just justified every stress and every penny. This is a CAR CRASH. It literally has everything. Dancers, archery, arrows, stigmata, blood, a lift on the stage and a crumpled rubber under shirt- what on earth could you crave?
Oh yeah, a song would have been nice – but believe you me, no one across Europe will notice its absence, because they will all be pissing themselves laughing when they see this … ridiculousness.
It’s busy as all hell and the dancer … well, she literally has more than one string to her bow (see what I did there??).
They all seem to be 100% committed to the staging, which is admirable, but NOT when Europe will be wetting themselves.
Having said that, though … it’s funnier than the Israel effort, and that’s saying something.
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