The Russians mix it up at Eurovision

Serebo at Eurovision 2007

Nick: OK, I’m completely confused now. It’s the Beastie Boys and Girls Aloud and Afro-Dite and it’s easily the most contemporary song of the Thing. It’s really good. Thursday night will be a joy to behold as someone gets drawn into Slot 14 between France and Russia and they celebrate for a fraction of a second, and then their face contorts into an “Oh shiiiiiiiiiitttttttt” expression. Unless it’s Serbia. Or Poland. Or Latvia. It’s certainly not a draw that many people are going to relish though, and I’d fear for the Andorrans in it.

Phil: Follow this equation! Girls Aloud + Suntripe + Sugarbabes = Russia. See, Maths on the go is idiot-proof! To be honest, the Suntripe comparison is a bit of a weak one – they actually are more like the other two. This is another confusing song – well in the trying to pick the winner of the thinggy thing sense. Hardly any choreography which this song is crying out for, followed by a cracking bass line gives a very good song something missing IMHO. the girls don’t half belt this song out but, there is a gaping hole in this song … and I don’t know what it is! Ohhh I just don’t know about this anymore – is it going to be Song Number one?? Well perhaps in title only. And guess what colour the stage is!