Slovakia is……
What it is...
A rock song sung by a rock singer.....
Don't think it has a hope in hell of qualifying though.
The wedding list
I often sit here and wonder to myself, "I wonder what it's like to be at a Slovak wedding after the Bride and Groom...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
It’s a long way to the final for Slovakia
Now, this isn't going to please people, but Slovakia needs a lot of work before it can be classified as a certain qualifier. It...
And the song goes tap-te-tap-tap tap-te-tap
I'm just not getting it. And Phil's attempt to explain it to me thus far consists of "That's not going anywhere, is it?". Which...
The six Ronnies
It's very nice of those Slovakians to write a song in homage to our favourite comedy double act of Barker and Corbett. It's not?...
Slovakia – Out of Order – Swapped with Armenia
So, suddenly, back into Semi Final 2 for the 'Eurovision Shouting Contest'. For a couple singing a duet, as has been said before, they...
Faraway in an English country garden
With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again.
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I'm not struck...
Eurovision 2009 – A view from afar
Now, to my Jaded eye (do you see what I did there?), none of these looked half bad - until the last 30 seconds...