Now, dear reader, OnEurope failed in it’s duty to issue Forks so, in association with Interpipe, here they are.
The Platinum Fork, instituted at Franko’s behest, for being infinitely better than a golden fork goes to …
Ireland – For being excellent above and beyond the cause of duty – apparently (!)
And at this point I hasten to add that last night Messers Delaney and Franko went to Euroclub and “lived it large” with Irish Joe. Apparently, he was smoking and drinking and flirting like a star. What can I say that you, dear reader, are not already thinking?
All other forks have been suspended for yesterday as a mark of respect to “Da Joe” – however, fear not, for they will be back.