The fork committee have awarded the Golden Forks thus:
The Golden Fork – By a 2-1 Majority decision (Franko is NOT happy) is …
Nuno Resende – for being not at all any good , for trying to be Manuel Ortega but very bad, and trying to speak Greek in his press conference and failing miserably at all three.
The Silver Fork – For outstanding effort and contribution in adversity goes to …
RTP – for swallowing the load of bollocks I told them about their song and not laughing when the lads were pissing themselves!! – For this – we salute them! ( or is it Salut! ho-ho)
Bully’s Special Prizes:
Honourable Mentions must go to: Ukrainian Security- For always having stern faces and making us register our laptops!
The nice ladies in the press tent – for accomodating us when we asked for chairs and for apologising for being slow.
Right – that’s yer lot – more tomorrow after we have eaten Cossak Stylie and filled our faces
Until the Morning
Phil and Roy and Franko and assorted people that make this possible (That would be you lot!!)