Afternoon all – gubbins and rehearsals that we may have seen…
.....well we've had three so far this afternoon - Latvia, Monaco and Israel...... We have seen most of all of them - certainly enough...
Belarus – Conventional Wisdom Vs real life
Conventional wisdom dictates that this is a good song with a great singer - unfortunately conventional wisdom is a bag of old tripe. It's...
Meanwhile, out in the real world …
After the Moldovan excitement I thought it’d be nice to go out in the sunshine and have a stroll about. Well, it is lovely...
Moldova – Feck yes!
Yay! It's the Moldovans!
They've finally turned up, and they're shite hot white hot stuff!
Lots of folk punk leaping about, and a little old lady...
Lithuania – second time round
Well , It does appear to be growing on us - in the same way that a fungus grows on a Tree. The song...
Portgual – Backflipping bland
Well Portugal, what can one say that has not already been said? The backflip is still there and if, and it is a big...
Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE
There are members of this esteemed panel that think that this song is the best thing they have ever seen - including the esteem-ed...
Bulgaria – Eurovision 2005’s ‘toilet break’
The Bulgars are presently on stage - however - if you blinked you would certainly miss them - this is Europe's Toilet Break for...
Croatia – a totally not upsetting opinion
Unfortunately he pleads for your votes - and is next door so don't want to upset anyone else again today thanks!! - I cant...
Andorra – oh god what are you thinking about!!
Well - its the dance of the seven veils with feathers!! - She is totally awful = she has no redeeming features , the...