Well……
He is the Montenegrin Carlos Tevez … although, and I intend to annoy people early here, he looks like a special needs patient that has escaped from Podgorica Hospital.
There is going to be HEAVY HEAVY choreography in this song – mainly lots of slapping Mr Tevez around the face in a vague attempt to get some life into this song.
If we could hear it – which we probably will at some point – I would tell you what it is like … But I can’t …