The uppers and downers
So now that we've seen most of the apparently polished turds today, who's looking better and who's starting to get a little dog eared...
Un-ited Kingdom
Now Listen very carefully I shall say this only once ... the UK entry is actually not that bad. In fact it's really rather...
Eurovision 2008 – final results
The finalists were:
the big four France, Germany, Spain and the United Kingdom
the host country Serbia
the top nine countries from the first...
Azeris with wings
Phil: Oh Dear God! - The angel has wings that move in a Lordi Stylee ... It is hideous ... It is a total...
Starts bad, goes downhill fast. Georgia at Eurovision 2008
Phil: It is just as bad as everyone has feared. Vocally - it's somewhat meh. There are really bad moments, right at the beginning...
The Greeks clearly haven’t bought this contest though
Phil: She looks, in places, like a twee-er Sarah Jessica Parker being backed by 3 bodypopping boys in suits doing all sorts of business...
The Portu Gal – Heavy and dramatic
Phil: I am in a minority of one here. When asked, in a very jocular mode by Mr RDH, how many points this would...
Blowing in the wind
A few problems to start as they near deafened her by feeding the sound through her ear-piece too loud. I'd written this off as...
A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...
Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill!
He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...
It’s all about the ad breaks
I report this without prejudice and without drawing inferences. The news around the press centre is that Semi 1 commercial breaks will appear between...