My ears, my ears …

Krassimir Avramov

Franko: Accompanied by three ladies of dubious repute (one of whom looks like Cher after a rough night on the vodka), Krassimir Avramov takes to stage with a backdrop of flames (well what else?). I actually rather like the song but some of the vocals are unique, let’s put it that way. This has so many keys, it’s an entire keyboard all of it’s own. They don’t move around much or even try and do anything, perhaps because they realise that there’s very little you could do to save this. There are even two stilt walkers in the background who are actually really rather amazing.

I hope you didn’t pay much for your air fare though folks…..

Phil: Now some of us on this blog are well known for our common sense, taste and decency…. but even I could not be drawn to like the Bulgarians. Oh my good god – Take Sweden (please) and them multiply the opera factor by about 3490823908 and you dont even come close as to what hell this actually is. I couldn’t even look at the monitors I was that shocked. Then the screens went off – and I thought that was it, but no, they came back on with a vengeance. There are also two stilt-walkers in this one. The woman, whose name escapes me, looks totally hideous with very bad 80’s hair and the stilt walkers tend to do lots of dancing. Words can not describe the screeching – it is like someone treading repeatedly on a dog’s gonads.