Entente Accordion – Fanlond
It's only taken five songs but there's finally one I have the pashes for. This would be most people's idea of their Eurovision nightmare...
The six Ronnies
It's very nice of those Slovakians to write a song in homage to our favourite comedy double act of Barker and Corbett. It's not?...
Why your favourite song isn’t going to win Eurovision 2010
Here we are again. It's that time of year again where I try to convince you that there's not one single song that's going...
Russia, With the comedic moaning
Which is possibly what the assembled throng of Europe will be doing. Peter thingummy and his chums certainly command the stage..... However, the wrist-slitting-tastic...
Are you feeling the inspiration yet?
There can't be many people in Estonia called Malcolm. He's dressed very dapper much like his Vicks Sinex namesake or Michael Caine's Alfie on...
Well I suppose i’d best write something, being in the press...
Moldova is up first as the rain is coming down rather heavily here in Oslo but shockingly I am rather surprised. I really didn't...
It’s all going green for Moldova
So we trail up at the arena at 9:30, just at the appointed time for the first rehearsal session, dive into the arena to...
Dear yr.no
Further to my letter of yesterday inst., regarding my expressed desire that Saturday's precipitation levels should ideally fall for the remainder of the fortnight,...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...