Dining out in Oslo
Well our first dining out experience in the fair capital of Eurovisionia you remember involved paying near 11 pounds for a pint of Heineken...
The Swedes are through
Sweden is the last rehearsal today. I'm tired, so I'll keep things short. It will qualify.
Nick: Someone next to me just said "Right, are...
Easy like Saturday morning
We're on Saturday afternoon and still nothing has gone wrong! A very comfortable night sleep. Mr and Mrs Roy have arrived without incident. We...
Yes I’m back and I’ve already been stalking stars!
Yes Good evening Europe! Welcome once again to our irreverent look at all things Euro. There'll be 5 of us this year. Count them!...
Russia, With the comedic moaning
Which is possibly what the assembled throng of Europe will be doing. Peter thingummy and his chums certainly command the stage..... However, the wrist-slitting-tastic...
Nuts sir?!
Macedonia is all kinds of awful as well! - this morning has not boded well. Firstly, the rapper has ditched the Puffa jacket he...
On a wingnut and a prayer
Switzerland have had a very poor record in this contest since Annie Cotton's third place back in 1993. They managed a top ten finish...
Funk. Get it? Sounds like ****
Lovers of Blackadder will get my reference above. But back to Lithuania who are obviously in 2006 mode and out to enjoy themselves no...
What did we learn at the second 2010 Eurovision semi-final?
Well....
We learnt that fanboy favourite countries are not guarenteed a slot in the final (at last!) and that real people can see through those...
Fade to grey
Phil: I get this confused with Belarus - how on earth could I, one has butterflies and one has Miro in his doctors outfit...