My qualifiers – but what about yours?
Moldova
Slovakia
Finland
Serbia
Bosnia
Belgium
Albania
Greece
Iceland
Malta
But we'd be interested to hear your ten qualifiers to see if we can get an OnEurope-wide opinion of what's going through or not...
Yes I’m back and I’ve already been stalking stars!
Yes Good evening Europe! Welcome once again to our irreverent look at all things Euro. There'll be 5 of us this year. Count them!...
Could this be any more Finnish?
Finland has pulled out all the stops to disguise the Finnish origins of their song.
No they haven't. This could not be more Finnish if...
We’re back, missus!
Phew. What a relief. The UK delegation were heading off for an afternoon of Passion, while we were doing Peace. That's lucky. We went...
The whole effect is just a bit wrong, really
I'm sat here, looking at a screen while 2 independent performances go on. On the one hand, Chanee is trying her damnedest to get...
They’ve gone to a party so I don’t have to!
Up at the opera house, hosted by the Georgian ambassador in honour of the country's independence day. There will no doubt be lots of...
As much passion as a kick in the Balkans
And now we come to a country who are really hard to call when it comes to qualifying. The former thingy of there that...
So good it’s bad … or just really bad?
Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...
Funk. Get it? Sounds like ****
Lovers of Blackadder will get my reference above. But back to Lithuania who are obviously in 2006 mode and out to enjoy themselves no...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...