Bad hair day
Morning! While I was indulging my little Fanta fetish last night, the rest of the team were busy guzzling the GDP of a small...
Day one in this year’s capital of Eurovisionia
As opening days go, it certainly was one. It was certainly pretty damp as well. There were times in today's proceedings that I feared...
Five go mad in Bergen
And what a day it was. Up at 6.30 which something I normally associate with work. Getting in a few provisions before boarding a...
Nuts sir?!
Macedonia is all kinds of awful as well! - this morning has not boded well. Firstly, the rapper has ditched the Puffa jacket he...
The whole effect is just a bit wrong, really
I'm sat here, looking at a screen while 2 independent performances go on. On the one hand, Chanee is trying her damnedest to get...
Oh, SoD it
It's Serviette of Death I tonight, the sixth annual contest of its type (oh dear me yes!), and by the magic of science I...
You and me, can’t you see we say it with pliers
The Romanian entry is meant to be symbolic of the chemistry between our two performers in that the two pianos they are playing are...
A Moment like Give Me Your Love with Your Heartbeat
We could be in Sweden right now, but we are actually in Denmark who have decided to adopt the very worst style of Swedish...
The Night The Lights went out in Georgia
Phil: Make the bad woman in the horrible dress go away!!
This is all shades of hideous.Sofia Nizharadze looks uncomfortable with everything, including her dress...
