Only joshing
Oh dear. It's your accidental last place, only deliberate. Remember that staging Ani Lorak did a couple of years ago? YES AND SO DOES...
Norway… Not suitable for diabetics
From the outset I thought that this song is nothing but an overblown copy of the Irish song, and the staging and the singing...
Spanish fly
Nick: Good song. Reasonable performances. Can't see any particular reason why it would win.
In more detail, Daniel's joined on stage by a cast of...
Slovenia – Experiment IV
We're all making assumptions about the juries this year. We're assuming that they'll be directed to vote highly for songs that could be an...
Thanks to all our readers!
I know I've been a bit quiet on here this year, and that's mainly because I've been doing a bit more work for other...
Romania – every shade of wrong
Phil: This just looks all shades of wrong. Lots of Pyro and double ended piano shenanigans. Backing singers in hideous dresses, fire and desire....
It...
Party Fears Two
Being good dedicated travellers we missed the first few parties to bring you live coverage from Bergen. So last night was our first foray...
So good it’s bad … or just really bad?
Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...
Screechy Preachy
Nick: I nearly got up in time for Azerbaijan. Yay me! But not quite. I gather my team aren't feeling that one so much.
I'm...
Azerbaijan doesn’t sound like a winner to me…
It sounds weak, and limp, and lifeless and has been choreographed to within an inch of its life. Safura looks like she is trying...