Well I suppose i’d best write something, being in the press...
Moldova is up first as the rain is coming down rather heavily here in Oslo but shockingly I am rather surprised. I really didn't...
Party catch up part 1
Oh dear punter I've been letting you down. As your social secretary I've been partying it up so much that I've forgotten to actually...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...
UK: Fair to middling
Phil: Confused here ... Josh performed the song well enough and has decided to not go for the top notes and try a different ending, all of...
Dining out in Oslo
Well our first dining out experience in the fair capital of Eurovisionia you remember involved paying near 11 pounds for a pint of Heineken...
We’ve arrived in Oslo
We arrived at our accomodation exactly at the time that I had specified and spoke to the lovely Stella who was very upset that...
Let it whine
Ooh you can tell the heat is getting to me here in Oslo, I'm already sharpening the knife for Georgia. Personally the song was...
Shang-a-lang! Ding Dong!!!
There are many who scoff when I say that the Netherlands entry is going to do well. Catherine hates it so much she was...
That’s some frock you’ve got there
Phil: This song sounds more like Euroband ever did with someone that pertains to be a singer, although she could hide Euroband under her...
Paper, scissors, stone
Armenia are making this look effortless. Even number two position in the draw isn't going to hurt them. They're clearly sailing through to the...