Stuff

Esprit Arena

I’ve now had time to get settled into the press centre today. It’s really busy now, so either I’m getting paranoid or I’ll be rumbled soon. Israel will not win Eurovision. Dana International will be remembered for failing to qualify from the 2011 semi-final. That outfit she’s wearing is not a good look, especially at certain points during the song.

France will probably win the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest. Nothing else has come close – so far, but the Bluenited Kingdom of Stuff are on shortly. There might be more later.

To answer Mrs Trellis, Hungary and Moldova also use strobe lighting.

Now where did I put my V for Vendetta outfit?