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Friday, August 22, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Where are we? Oh yes, Baku on a hazy Sunday afternoon

So we're motoring through the back end of semi two now aren't we? Bosnia & Herza-give her a new dress have given me my biggest...

Eurovision minus 2 – Happy Christmas everyone!

Good evening On Europeans, just time for a quickie (steady!) before we go in to the hall. We have just arrived in the press...

A warmed-up Hump

That, my children, is more fucking like it!! - Clearly the second rehearsals are where he "kicks it into gear" It looks and feels...

Latvia First Rehearsal

I am predisposed to liking this song, principally because the first lyric was the OnEurope anthem - but they seem to have gone back...

Newsflash! The French Fancies….

....have gone topless in the latest run through. Hope that you get this version uploaded, folks... And people told us shorts were risqué here! Monty x https://youtu.be/Ns9wseiIWtI

Belgium would you ever?

I still wouldn't - for many reasons to be honest. Her voice has got stronger, certainly, but the song is still a dog and...

Hungary – very nearly Hurts

Damn this is a good song! - Apparently it sounds like something "Hurts" would put in (but mummy, I don't know who they are?!!!)...

They are back after Lunch ( Belarus)

They clearly aren't the winners, but they are sounding good but again, that is probably because of the off stage backing singer helping them...

Gymnastic fantastic?

I can’t say I’m not enthused by some strapping lads performing physical jerks with their tops off, but combined on the stage with Anggun...

Full on dull

I don't think even the addition of backing mincers can help this song. It's full on dull to start with and just gets more...