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ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

A midday catch up

Well, I lied about no more cheese. My cider-addled body was craving carbs this morning and I had to succumb to an emergency cheese...

Croatian heaven

Croatia up next, and I have to admit I’ve found this as dull as ditchwater throughout the previews. Not even semi-naked men in the...

Stands, places hand on heart, plays Te Deum – squeaks!

Well we’re here folks. Well, not actually here as in Baku, but here as in it’s all starting today. For the benefit of the...

Phil explains Eurovision 2012 – 15th-11th

Ukraine. Stumped here. Thought it would have done better, had televote written all through it. Guess their trumpet didn't make them Europe's choice?! Lithuania. Clear...

Video!!!! Port mortem

Our pundits who are here in Baku just for you give their thoughts on the ten qualifiers from last night's opening bunfight. See if their...

Dressed for the part

This one has gotten a bit better as well now she is wearing her stage clothes - either that, of I have been sitting...

Newsflash! The French Fancies….

....have gone topless in the latest run through. Hope that you get this version uploaded, folks... And people told us shorts were risqué here! Monty x https://youtu.be/Ns9wseiIWtI

And now there’s a bread oven

"Aww cute" is not the phrase I am looking for here - its Godawful and looks no better than the first rehearsal. The bread oven is...

I am here – but at work!!

So am having trouble posting - it's hard being a manager and a webmaster of the highest order! - Stay with us and I'll...

Portugal – the ghost of Senhora do Mar

What's that? - The ghost of Senhora do Mar over the Eurovision? - Well, not so much, but thats what she is trying to...