2014

Well it was daylight almost leaving the club last night but for some reason I am fresh ish today and I really don't know...

OFCOM Warning - This video has gratuitous gays in it, and they are #fabulous!

Lots of things have gone on that I Can't tell you about, suffice to say that Porridge is lovely and Norman Stanley Fletcher needs...

Germany, Italy, and the United Kingdom also voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Malta English Firelight "Coming Home" 9 63 02 Israel English, Hebrew Mei Finegold "Same Heart" 14 19 03 Norway English Carl Espen "Silent Storm" 6 77 04 Georgia English The Shin and Mariko "Three Minutes to Earth" 15 15 05 Poland Polish, English Donatan...

The exact same ten in our predictions! Blimey! Malta Israel Norway Poland Austria Greece Finland Romania Macedonia Switzerland First six I'd say are safe and the last four are by no means certain and perhaps...

A strange thing happened last night. I found myself standing next to Suzy from Portugal as she posed for pictures, only for her to...

Hello dear reader. I'm afraid I have rather neglected you today. I've only just made it to the press centre and have not had...

Who am I? - I am an old broadcaster that USED to commentate on the Eurovision for the UK.... Yes, it's true, He's off...

I kept trying to leave honest I did... "This is the last one Monty! I can't get anymore beer down me Monty. Ok just...

Flushed with success at correctly naming more than the theoretical minimum 4 qualifiers on Tuesday (and after the live performances, Iceland rather than Estonia...