Well Its been an exciting old day at the Games today – I shook the Italian Commentators hand, Turned down a picture with Teo and ate BTRC chocolate donated by their deputy head of press who later told me to piss off and Mr Garrett getting txts from the Irish Delegation about him dancing like a loon. Days like this don’t happen That much to be honest so – without further or do, hot and not!
HOT
Greece – Visually stunning, party anthem that gets you to rise up on your feet.
Finland – Breath of fresh air and if you can find anything better i’ll eat my own arse.
Poland – Visually exciting, a cheeky wink, first to last and some smashing bangers.
Going into the hall for the first time – We nearly had wet trousers!!!
NOT
Romania – Its a mess and wrong in so many ways
FYR Macedonia – Singer deserves a better song than she has.
Slovenia – Just Because.
Gold Fork – Polish washer woman using the pond at the front of the stage to fill her bucket!
Silver Fork – Tijana feeding Mr Garrett of Eurovision Ireland her Ham and Tomato Sandwich in an Interview.
Bronze Fork for best improvement in association with the Retail Jewellers of Ireland goes to, IRELAND, for completely changing her performance and it matches the colour of her Skin.
Bullys “Special” Prize – Keith Mills made to eat his words about Conchita as he freely hugged Conchitas band of merry boys – Welcome Home Keith!!
Big 6 tomorrow, but fuck all else, possibly a party…
Thanks for staying with us, we couldn’t do it without you – well we could, but that would be shit!!
Night Night from OnEurope Towers
Better than Finland? Err…..errrr…umm…there MUST be something better than Finland. And when I find it I shall give you a knife and fork. And I expect you to film the results…..
Keith converted to Conchitaism, I bet that was a moment to savour.
Unless Austria is placed near to Spain or low enough in the running order of the final, best semi song coming through- to be beaten.
Vienna is such a nice city, will there be a plethora of bearded ladies as next years ESC fad?
Judging by this review – posted yesterday, deep in the bowels of the ESCKAZ website – Keith Mills isn’t quite ready to join the Conchita Wurst fan club:
http://esckaz.com/new/en/blog/semi-two-rehearsals-seen-keith-mills-4937