And before I start my journey home tomorrow, advance Australia fare

By
Nick Deller
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Actually, I’m more British Rail off-peak return (some evening restrictions). I like this guy, let’s call him… Guy. He looks like he’s found the “finish 4th” sweet spot with laser accuracy – start off looking like you’re going to screw Bondi Beach up in a little ball and throw it in Europe’s face (“Oh, you’re from the Isle of Wight? How interesting and quaint! I’m from Bondi Beach myself!”) just to say yep, Australia, then ease off into something more… standard issue, really. It’s a good uptempo song presented uptempoly with uptempo graphics. Guy knows he doesn’t need to hit all the notes today, and is holding back in a thoroughly entertaining manner.“Ah, you all know what it’ll sound like when I’m doing it properly. This is just placeholder warble. Lorem ipsum and all that”. Not his precise words, but you know what he’s getting at. 4th place all day long.And that’s that. We’ve seen all the performances, we have all the information we need, we now know who’s going to win the contest, and I can exclusively reveal only to readers of OnEurope that it’s XHRFHIGv145gshqNO CARRIER