Portugal…. hahahahahno
Despite what some people who were on this blog used to think, Portugal really aren’t close to qualifying. In Fact, they are close to...
Cyprus are staging this ALL WRONG.
I’m really quite upset here. I expected John to break my heart in a good way this afternoon. Staged right, that could have had...
Albania not doing it for me
Aww Albania next and this is at the lower level of my middle songs that I don’t mind. It’s really nothing special for me...
Azerbaijan….. Hungry like the Wolf
Elnur is channeling Ingmar Bergman with this performance and, as Ewan from ESC Insight has just explained to me, it’s very very symbolic staging...
Backing dancer pap and Iceland
I innocently popped to the canteen for a sausage and pickle bap and saw the Israeli backing dancers having lunch. So I innocently popped...
Golden forks of Friday
Now, I went to an awards ceremony the other day, and the people who were organising the awards ceremony actually won the awards ceremony....
Quelle surprise la France!
France provide us with a beautifully staged song in complete contrast to some of the other ‘pre qualified’ countries (Spain and UK looking at...
FYR Macedonia in a nutshell
Imagine, if you will, that Frizzle Sizzle were replaced with Rikki Peebles and the Humphrey Campbells, and that Superman’s unconvincing lair were replaced...
Denmark… It’s all about you, though
I’ve just looked at the screen – Pointed and went ” It’s Danny Alexander” – Cue guffaws all round
So when your man is not...
I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!
I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...