For six acts, Flight Nought from Semifinal 1 is now boarding…
Not to be confused with: light nougat.
Talking of confused, here I am, back home, trying to work out what the HELL happened last week,...
Ireland, that fine line….
…. between looking emotional and miserable…Molly for Ireland and this is luverlly, just luverlly… Her and the band are treading that foine loine between...
Albania not doing it for me
Aww Albania next and this is at the lower level of my middle songs that I don’t mind. It’s really nothing special for me...
How early?
What kind of ungodly hour is this on a Sunday? The rehearsals start at 9.40. Nine bloody forty! There should be a law against...
I have a minor problem with Azerbaijan
I was watching Elnur’s breakdancing pirouetting werewolves, then suddenly remembered Du Er Fuld Af Logn from ESC 1986 and it’s a brute of an...
I have a minor problem with Aminata
And it is only a minor problem – there’s not really anything that you could have sensibly called this song. You look at songs...
More B’s.. Beer, boats, Brits and Brazilians!
That Monty types faster than I do so he’s already filled you in on our day off to Slovakia. Apparently it’s a question that...
Four points of view on Germany
Phil: I didn’t see enough Germany to comment
I was getting sustenance in the form of an overly priced Ham and Cheese Kornspitz and a...
Norway has thrown me off balance
It doesn’t take much to throw me off balance, mind. Getting out of the shower on Sunday threw me off balance. You should *see*...
I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!
I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...