As tradition dictates, our nightly round up of things that have happened in the world of Eurovisionia begins tonight… It’s up to you to decide who in our team is playing the Claire Balding role and who is Gabby Logan but I have the hair and Riggi doesn’t.
Also, as tradition dictates, we’ll start with the OnEurope Plastic Fork awards ( In association with Princess Cosmetics).
Golden Fork for outstanding Contribution to seamstresses everywhere – the one and only Trinitje for having the audacity to get a slasher ex boyfriend to cut a star shape on her derriere, and for having the balls to wear that dress.
The George Michael memorial fork for not being gay at all oh dear me no… goes to Eduard from Moldova for parading his masculinity for all to see and not looking at all camp!
The Silver Fork for outstanding natural beauty (Male) goes to someone who isn’t performing today, that would be Uzari… our chums at Eurovision Ireland say he is lovely…….
The Silver for Outstanding natural beauty (Female) goes to Elina Born…. for having an Identity (See what I did there?
The Golden fork for the best performance of the day goes to……… Armenia… not necessarily the best song but they looked good in Purple and their prize also comes in the shape of a Milka Cow in their outfit colours!
The dodgy delegation of the day award goes to YLE for lack of media communication and not being able to read a schedule ( This award comes to you in association with Riggi and, for the record PKN are great!!)
Everyone else wins a bendy bully in a choice of camp outfits that are infinitely poseable!!
Thats it from OnEurope for today – thanks for joining us in numbers as usual… It’s been FUN FUN FUN…
We’ll be back tomorrow at 12 noon CET for more shenanigans.
Until then….. bis bald leute!