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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania

Lithuania - Katarsis - Tavo Akys I realise that the snippet saying I am “doing” Lithuania sounds a bit dodgy, so let's gloss over that...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Malta is just slaying

MaltaMiriana Conte – Serving Ah, Malta. That plucky island nation whose Eurovision strategy seems increasingly based on handing the keys to someone young, eager, and...

Nick “does” 2025 – Italy

ITALY - Volevo Essere Un Duro – Lucio Corsi Dear reader, I think I may have been a bit overambitious with my writing schedule this...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 21/37 – Latvia

Tautumeitas - Bur Man Laimi As you know, dear reader, I’m currently holed up at His Majesty's National Health Service, declared medically fit but in...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Luxembourg is nostalgic

LuxembourgLaura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son Luxembourg takes a second bite of it's return from Eurovision exile apple with a song that feels...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20/37 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi I was made, with a bit of cojoling, to watch Sanremo 2025 so I could say “I’ve been...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...

Nick “does” 2025 – Israel

ISRAEL – New Day Will Rise – Yuval Raphael A recurring theme of the contest this year is double entendre. The Milkshake Man is neither...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 19/37 – Israel

New Day Will Rise by Yuval Raphael Right - let’s address the elephant in the room. This song is here, it’s eligible, Kan have...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Lithuania is a fug of despair

LithuaniaKatarsis – Tavo Akys You know that one guy in your uni’s indie society who never took off his coat, even indoors, and wrote poems...