Just two people prancing around on stage to the word amazing 349823094 times does NOT a Eurovision song make. This is only one of this songs failings – but vocally she is, as you would expect, really good even though she is being thrown about with gay (!) abandon by the hunky dancer (for those that like that sort of thing).
It is, however, an Ice Dance routine set to music and relies heavily on that – in fact *too* heavily and at times looks very very silly and maybe, just maybe, Europe will think that is still sounds like Euphoria with different lyrics, think “bored of this” and move on.
The stage changes so it looks like they are dancing on Parquet flooring…. and that, sadly, is the best bit. It grates too much to qualify I fear.
Is it me or does the allegedly ‘hunky’ dancer look a bit like ‘H’ from Steps? Song is a complete dirge so I’m focussing more on the parquet. Did I mention that my Aunty Pat’s got parquet right through her new loggia?
Ah yes, but does Aunty Pat actually have a mahoosive stage!!