Ye olde can of worms
It's been pointed out in comments below that it's easy to say "Ha ha, Georgia's not the worst Eurovision song ever" - and indeed...
So the last two of the day, in no particular order…
I've said it before and I'll say it again, sitting under an apple tree waiting for an apple to fall is NOT SMART, at...
Georgia… hmmmmm
All I can say is that if this is her stage costume, she has been to a very odd costumier! - The background setting...
The Night The Lights went out in Georgia
Phil: Make the bad woman in the horrible dress go away!!
This is all shades of hideous.Sofia Nizharadze looks uncomfortable with everything, including her dress...
Let it whine
Ooh you can tell the heat is getting to me here in Oslo, I'm already sharpening the knife for Georgia. Personally the song was...
Peas will calm
Now I know you're supposed to be kind to the infirm, but they also prefer it if you treat them like the normal human...
Starts bad, goes downhill fast. Georgia at Eurovision 2008
Phil: It is just as bad as everyone has feared. Vocally - it's somewhat meh. There are really bad moments, right at the beginning...
Georgia no longer breaking the stage
Nick: No news here, really, compared with the first rehearsal... they've obviously got the knack of not breaking the stage, it's going down well...
A touch of the kitchen sink
Nick: Hmm, I'd been primed with the words "Ray of Light" before this started and, well, I can see where they're coming from with...
Girls just wanna have Eurovision fun
Ooh now, that was a pleasant surprise. Estonia is looking half decent. Now, I've not been an awful fan of this 'un up till...