Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...
18 January – My pillow smells like you
The draw for our favourite TV show is a wonderful thing. It can make one performer weep, and another one sing. So they say....
So we’re back down to Zero then?
So after a week of noise from all corners of the internet, the study of rules that people seem to know better than the...
Star Trek comes to Malmö
I've escaped my keeper for a few brief minutes so I thought I'd tell you what I think. Of the rehearsals so far of...
The Seven Greatest Eurovision Non-Runners Of All Time
For the second year running there will be a song in the Eurovision souvenir programme that will not be performed on the big night....
Is it no go for Montenegro at Eurovision?
Whoever gets to sing for Serbia in Rotterdam might have to count on twelve fewer points. This week, state broadcaster RTCG appeared to confirm...
Montenegro – When you distill essence of Balkan …
… You get Eau de Joksimovic. This has “Balkan” written all the way through it and despite Knez not looking unlike the ex MP...
Montenegro – Can I have all the menu please?
I'm sat in a press room at 15:30 (ish) on a Wednesday afternoon, and I know I've been here for quite a long time,...
4 October – I have my suit on, no need to...
Eurovision is full of characters. Some of them we don't mind seeing after the curtain goes down. Some of them are just plain annoying.
I'll...
Monteneg-NO!
Whist it is commendable for Montenegro to be experimental yet again, I don’t think there will be too many people in Europe that will...