Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 2
We're still here - unlike the Russians if you believe what you read everywhere. OnEurope's pundits continue to delight with ill-informed ramblings about the songs competing...
Montenegro First Rehearsal
The Montenegro trojan Donkey has taken its rightful place in Eurovision history as possibly the worst thing ever seen. I dont know what it...
Montenegro is mad mad mad
And yet, qualifying at the same time. I am told that they are dropping their dub step beats (no I don't know what it...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Montenegro
Space by Slavko Kalezić
Have you seen this one yet? If not, brace yourself, it’s glorious! Slavko is not the kind of artist you could...
2 September – I’ll fly like a grey falcon
It's another débutant today. Not, strictly speaking, a from a nation treading the boards for the first time, but nevertheless a début. Why, do...
Terminal three flight on time
Good morning Europe!
Battling through the London morning rush hour to meet That Monty at Heathrow terminal three (flight’s on time) though perhaps That Monty...
Vladana. Proud as a peahen?
The sun isn’t working, so why not bring your own massive prop that you attach to your back that makes you look like a...
Wrapping up the first semi
Montengro: Now I quite like this as a song. It brings variety to the line up even if it’s not what I’d usually listen...
Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...
18 January – My pillow smells like you
The draw for our favourite TV show is a wonderful thing. It can make one performer weep, and another one sing. So they say....