Malta – And arguably this is winning THIS Semi Final
Two potential Semi wieners back to back?? - Wouldnt bet against it.
In the same way that Hungary was "drawn" last, there is an argument...
Dear RTCG……………
I'm going to tell you this just the once ...
There is a woman, faux ice skating ... as he sings...
I'll let you digest this...
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...
Azerbaijan – Hasn’t da mooooosik died 2 years ago?
This song is 2012's Azeri entry. You could transplant that song and this one and you'd never notice the difference. A wolf's in sheep's...
Albanian on a box??
This was a cracking little song in the previews, despite the overtones of violence against women in the video, however now they have her...
Iceland….. now then… Qualifying?
This is going to get the bonkers vote!! - They are in their colours as per the video and are in character at all...
Estonia…. Oooh Sailor
Just two people prancing around on stage to the word amazing 349823094 times does NOT a Eurovision song make. This is only one of...
Latvia – Baking a Cake….
....with all the wrong ingredients unfortunately. It's face slappingly "fun" and we get to see them , in a wogan stylee "bounce all over...
Good news – Aram is in sound AND Vision now
He's looking very good though - The tallness of the venue gives the performance some gravitas and the background they use, whilst reminding me...
UK and Italy as seen by Rosé
Nothing at all wrong with Bonnie's performance. The camerawork is balanced, her vocal is strong and the ending will be great with her on...