Indiana Joan gives it some welly

Couple of dodgy notes at the start from Indiana Joan there (as she has been christened, it seems!) but basically a sound performance, and this will get the clapping in the aisles and the homes of Europe.

It has that kind of infectious beat that makes you smile, and it’s the first Dutch entry in years that isn’t up itself, thinks its qualifying or any of that shiz.

However, for the record – it probably is qualifying and, dare I say this, If it does get through – its my black horse for winning the contest proper!