Visions in gold lame at all the parties, some say they turn up to the opening of an envelope … except the envelope opening that matters … but I wouldn’t be so cruel … at least not to their badly-Botoxed faces.
We all know that the song is going to be spot on – after all they are seasoned performers of many years standing, but the major worry is if it be good enough and/or broad enough to get Europe voting for it. My fear is that there is going to be a large minority of people for whom this *is* Eurovsion and will pick the phone up for them …
That, frankly, scares me more than they do!!! 😉