Are we there yet?
Yep, we're still in the Baku Beyond reporting on Europe's favourite TV show. It seems like I've never lived anywhere else and the other...
Joan sticks with the theme for the Dutch
Well firstly, good on Joan for sticking with the head dress - After all the song itself is about playing Cowboys and Indians, its...
Dear my boss, Joan Franka made me late for work…
Well, who hasn’t been looking forward to Indiana Joan? Here she faces her first and biggest hurdle – qualification. If she clears this and...
The Dutch are not to the qualifying
Well I had heard that the 3JS boys and TROS (what an apt name) had worked out that they need a dance routine in...
Downtime
I have a few idle moments from my day job, so I can catch up on stuff. The catering here at the press centre...
Unnnh… uhh? What? Cheese??!
Right, so I've had my little lie down as advertised. It was a very good lie down, involving a trip out to the Koelner...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
Oh yes, the songs …
What are we here for again? Oh yes a festival of popular songing and tunes.
I wasn't here for the first few, but my local...
The Netherlands – They aren’t U2
Though they think they are from the video that I have seen. Their main problem is that the song is boring and the staging...
So good it’s bad … or just really bad?
Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...