Switzerland – the last (place) of our kind

Switzerland. Rykka’s sporting a blue rinse and curls, like a cross between Mrs Slocombe and Shirley Temple. You can do your own jokes about whether anyone’s seen Mrs Slocombe’s pussy when you see Rykka’s in a see-through skirt. She’s alone on stage, and not doing anything remotely of interest, including singing this song.

There’s a waterfall effect on the backdrop at the start and the staging continues in blues and pinks – this year’s theme colours from the branding that permeate so many entries this year.

GonkI don’t like to be uncharitable but Rykka’s hair also reminds me of something else…

Last place? Saving something disastrous from anyone else I think Switzerland’s looking at it once more this year.

Monty x