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ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Video Vault – On the first day, god created Eurovision

In this week's video vault, Phil casts doubt on the legitimacy of the theory of creation through the medium of song.... well, we say...

Video Vault – No three things go quite as well together…..

In this week's video Vault, Phil decides that three strange bedfellows should never, ever, be put together in a Eurovision Song.

Video vault… No Mr Bond, I expect you to sing!

In This week's video Vault Phil reveals that all that glistens is not a gold finger, but more scaring the living daylights of you...

Video Vault – Is this a golden ticket?

In this weeks instalment of the Video Vault - Phil explains by the use of video, exactly why he is a diabetic... Get the insulin...

Oh do stop laughing at the back, it means other things……

In this week's video vault Team OnEurope literally are the kids at the back of the class giggling at a rude word in a...

Video Vault – At least it’s not My Pet Parrot…

In this episode of the Video Vault Phil asks the question "Why on Earth have Ireland not won this thing a million times" and...

Video Vault – Something Portuguese you say?

This week's video vault sees something truely horrific but not unique in Eurovision History, a very bad portuguese song.  Dare you open your ears...

The video vault – she open for 2020

Yes it's true, just as night follows day OnEurope's video vault rises majestically like a (Pat) Phoenix from the flames. Employing new state of the...

The one that got away – thankfully

Disclaimer: I had nothing to do with any of this! You know that moment when you are talking to someone you consider a close friend...

Be grateful Europe

The Netherlands has a history of being not very good in this contest, despite the recent past ... so back in 2010, someone somewhere...