Or one who loves his dinner
Don't you just love a lyric like that? It conjures up all sorts of images of what the previous line could be. Or the...
Remind me what I am again?
Retro. Is there a more exciting word? Well, perhaps marzipan is a more exciting word, but it can't really be applied to random Eurovision...
Video Vault – Week 8 – It makes me wonder…
In this instalment of the Video Vault Phil takes a break from commenting before each song and asks the question "Does this song need...
Video Vault – Week 15 – Europe’s unhappiest listeners
This week Malta get in on the act - ouch, where's the nearest Doctor and the earplugs please?!
If you have a suggestion for something...
11 November – Lest we forget
In a change to the usual inanity of birthdays, I'm just going to leave this one here today.
Won’t you turn the tide?
Are these wise words from our random act for today? Does turning the tide mean playing God? Or is it something to do with...
If Google Translate did Eurovision
What a world that would be, I hear precisely none of you cry.
However back when people bought real 7 inch records, it seemed that...
In the desert heat the sand blows like ice-cold snow
It's time to dust off the random video - partly as there's only one birthday today and I want to save that for next...
Like a guitar in the night
We don't just have songs that missed out on a place in a semi-final here. We pick classics that have stood the test of...
The eyes of the whole world are waiting
Abgereifter. Maybe my ears were deceiving me, or maybe it was just the voices in my head, but I get the impression you want...