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Video Vault

The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

The video vault – she open for 2020

Yes it's true, just as night follows day OnEurope's video vault rises majestically like a (Pat) Phoenix from the flames. Employing new state of the...

Please make it stop

This month, Nick Deller of this parish claims to have gone, and I quote “Stylish” on us…. he’s chosen something from a National Final...

If Google Translate did Eurovision

What a world that would be, I hear precisely none of you cry. However back when people bought real 7 inch records, it seemed that...

It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!

There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...

UK of Stuff in vault shocker?

I know right ... Nick of this parish has been telling me off for "not putting anything British in the vault - people will...

Oh we’ve opened the vault as well…

  And so we open the video vault for 2020/21 with a lick of paint, a new ident and some flash new graphics.... same old...

So – for the Christmas Vault – What have we chosen

Well, quite frankly there is only one choice that we could possibly put in. A little bit of background for those of you who weren't...

The vault because NickD likes the Dutch

So Nick, says I, Find me something Vaultworthy. Well he chooses the video above because, and I quote: "I admire anyone who can fit the vocabulary...

When the kitchen sink just isn’t enough

Now, I can't remember if this has been put in the vault before, but by Christ if it hasn't it has been somewhat remiss of...

What kind of motion?

Back in 2001 when some of you weren't even BORN, I was preparing to attend my second Eurovision Song Contest. The interwebs was in its...