Switzerland- I hope you’re sitting down for this
It's not going to qualify ...
Once again, just to let you digest that - on the four performances that we have seen - and...
SMS from the hall …
"They are all mad they think Ireland are going to win"
Yay! And indeed, oh HECK. I've no idea who "they" are, but I suspect...
Donna et la mobile (quite clever that)
I've just been on the phone to Kiev, where the OnEurope uberfuhrer and unterfuhrers seem to be having significant amounts of fun. I've been...
LATEST MOLDOVAN NEWS – FRESH FROM PEOPLE
The Moldovans can not be contacted - the organisers know not where they are - they are not even on the official schedule for...
Finland – Tell me WAHHHHHH!
Now if, on the off chance, YLE are watching, in Unison - the team - have one thing to say
NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!
This is very...
Hungary – I get it NOW …
I failed to get Hungary in the previews - mind you - the 14 on stage didn't help matters. However NOX have slimmed down...
The Austrians questionable dress sense
On the Austrians come in what we're told will be 'national costume' - although the memo clearly didn't get to everyone as there tracksuits...
Morning all!! – Romania to start!
Well she started out of tune but thankfully she got over her wobbles and she went down a bomb here!! -- I don't know...
OnEurope Forks – again in association with Interpipe, yadda yadda
Now, dear reader, OnEurope failed in it's duty to issue Forks so, in association with Interpipe, here they are.
The Platinum Fork, instituted at Franko's...
OnEurope Golden Fork Awards (in association with Interpipe – Sponsor of...
The fork committee have awarded the Golden Forks thus:
The Golden Fork - By a 2-1 Majority decision (Franko is NOT happy) is ...
Nuno Resende...