The Finns are loud, brash and …
... fantastic and excellent and every other word that adds to my personal general consensus that this is the winner.
It's pissed all over everything...
Phil reviews Eurovision 2006
Sylvia Night is a fuckwit of the highest order. She has a perfectly good song, she has a perfectly good act, she had a...
Eurovision 2006 – Final Results
The finalists were:
the four automatic qualifiers France, Germany, Spain and the United Kingdom;
the top 10 countries from the 2005 final (other than...
OH LORDI!!
Lordi are ace - Lordi are going to win - Lordi have pissed all over Kate Ryan's fireworks by using their 38,000 Euro's worth...
Well, that really surprised me!
I've just come out of the Israeli rehearsal session, and you know what? I 99% loved it. I'll come back to the 1% later.
Every...
Touch my bonfire
For FYR of Macedonian, Elena sounds like Javine. She even looks like Javine. But she'll get a better result. On merit, that makes this...
Armenia 1 – It’s all going on
There is, for those that like that sorta thing, BONDAGE. Well, more like 2004 bondage for FYROM, but nevertheless, still bondage! - vocally, he...
Lovely Athens
Well me and the Big F have decided to avail ourselves of the loveliness that is the city of Athens today - seeing as...
Siegle and Meinunger’s bastard love child
I hereby officially blame Nick for making me do Switzerland at this point - but it wasn't worth it. It does look like everything...
Bosnia might just stand out
It's going through, definitely. There is enough difference between this and the others to make the Europeans vote for it (Serbia 2004 part 2)...