Making up numbers again?
There is not enough off key singing and bad dancing on this stage. Though I have to say that this sounds better in the...
And – Dorra …. Oh Dear oh Dear
Well, she looks like the back-end of a Routemaster bus, she sang in 40 different keys and the song is in neither or all...
Ankara, we have a problem …
Mr Roy didn't spot the English verse, and we didn't spot it particularly, and we're 30 yards away which worries us, because if we...
Showing respect to my boys who made it through
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Actually, I've not been terribly respectful at all for the last hour. I gave Texas Lightning a couple of listenings, just...
And home again …
Greece treated us to a typically melodramatic final two hours in the country, as the weight of booty in Phil's case slowed the metro...
Turkey – Human pyramids and all sorts
We are not to the having connection - but it's getting there - slowly!!
Sibel has been spamming us with her every move for the...
Betting News
Well, laying here with flaky internet I thought, what better way to contribute than with a betting report!!
It seems that, according to the lovely...
Cyprus – new frock, still no chance
Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...
A little bit of yes, a little bit of no
I had the pleasure of sitting next to Phil Colclough, OnEurope during the UK rehearsal, which is his first sighting of it live. He...
Iceland – was (in Sylvia Night Stylee) …
Fucking Awesome!
She did the following in no particular order
1 - Tell the stage crew to "fuck off" as they were "a bunch of amateurs"
2...