Afternoon Bollox
As you have guessed by now - I have not seen the first two rehearsals this afternoon - but I sense you will be...
The Eurovision 2006 rumour mill …
Now it's all been a bit slow for the rumour so far, but I've heard a couple of semi-interesting snippets with a Turkish flavour...
Now hear this!
I've just been in a big room with a stage and a Dima Bilan and a Sibel Tuzun and a Tina Karol and a...
The Finns are loud, brash and …
... fantastic and excellent and every other word that adds to my personal general consensus that this is the winner.
It's pissed all over everything...
Ukrainian Skipping Championships
Contrary to beliefs that will be peddled on this site to come - Ukraine is ace.
To explain - Mr Nicolas Deller will tell you...
Ankara, we have a problem …
Mr Roy didn't spot the English verse, and we didn't spot it particularly, and we're 30 yards away which worries us, because if we...
Dima might just win Eurovision 2006
This is the first potential winner I have seen this week. Dima Bilan is definitely a contest 'beau' and the song, despite its poor...
Stand by for action!
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
Belarus and Albania
I've somehow managed to walk out on Kate Ryanair, before she'd even arrived on stage. How rude! I've also annoyed the hobnob by dropping...