Two out of three ain’t bad
Netherlands is awful and NOS should consider doing us a favour and withdrawing like they promised in 2005. This song has the potential to...
Show me your F
Hurrah! After two hours in the accreditation tent this morning, I now have a laminated piece of plastic. It's in a classy shade of...
Kate Ryan Air – Boy was she, well …
... impressive, I think is the word that we should be looking for, but unfortunately that's the word she seems to be struggling for...
The best of the rest …
OK, so there are other songs, and they've all been pretty good today, actually.
Russia looks like a real contender. He's confident without being too...
OH LORDI!!
Lordi are ace - Lordi are going to win - Lordi have pissed all over Kate Ryan's fireworks by using their 38,000 Euro's worth...
Ukraine – Is she going to show me your mum?
She does sound like she is singing that in the first couple of rehearsals but man, we like that lots. There is lots of...
Turkey – Human pyramids and all sorts
We are not to the having connection - but it's getting there - slowly!!
Sibel has been spamming us with her every move for the...
Russia – now THIS is why we came!
This is more like it. The first song since Bulgaria yesterday that is any good, at all!!
He looks straight down the camera at you...
That was a long long long day
It's over - until Saturday. The worst ever day in Eurovision History is now at an end with ...
F.Y.R (or not) Macedonia - She's...
And so … Monaco
I have a new country. La Coco-Dance is the OnEurope entry. It's one of those fabulous comedy moments when you don't quite know what's...