The OnEurope team of crack reporters is missing! They were last seen yesterday evening, leaving Pizza Hut in downtown Helsinki.
A spokesperson for a competing website stated: ‘I know that Nick and Phil left the Pizza Hut at about 11pm, and started playing with their free Eurovision 2007 kaleidoscope, but nobody has seen them since.’
All members of the ‘press corps‘ have been offered this unique trinket (resale value on eBay likely to be huge).
Our source added: ‘They’re good, but I can’t believe they’ve been playing with a novelty kaleidoscope for sixteen hours solid.’
Anxious fans fearful of being deprived of grumpy commentary, impenetrable in-jokes and blurred photos have asked anyone with information to keep it to themselves.