2008

I note that my editor-in-chief is being offensive and rude again. That didn't take long. I think he's upset because we've been given some...

Well I am now sat here with my Cold Gala water among the great and the good of Europe's "Press" (ahem) who apparently are...

It's less than three hours to the 2008 Eurovision Song Contest and we are in the Press Centre before moving onto the main thingummy...

Phil: It is just as bad as everyone has feared. Vocally - it's somewhat meh. There are really bad moments, right at the beginning...

As Roy might say, 'Shit my old boots!' It was totally terrifying in a bad way. Shambolic in the extreme, their singing - or...

The second semi-final was held on 22 May 2008 The United Kingdom, France and Serbia voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Iceland English Euroband "This Is My Life" 8 68 02 Sweden English Charlotte Perrelli "Hero" 12 54 03 Turkey Turkish Mor...

... Or 'The Best Worst Two Hours Of My Life'. Having been surprised in Helsinki a year ago, we got to the arena in good...

Oh, this is very very wrong. It usually takes longer than this for Andorra Syndrome to set in. Gisela's had her hair done by...

Franko: It pains me to say this but Charlotte Perelli is not only going to qualify but guaranteed top 5. If Iceland were note...

But you don't want to know about them sonsg now, does one. You want to know what Belgrade is like. Well it's nice actually....