It’s all a bit meh for Cyprus
Nick: There's a strange man about four feet to my right who keeps saying "meh" at me. I'm underwhelmed myself. Evdokia starts the song...
Turkey Deli …
Franko: I love this. It is beyond doubt my absolute favourite song of this year and deserves to triumph over all takers. But...
Un-ited Kingdom
Now Listen very carefully I shall say this only once ... the UK entry is actually not that bad. In fact it's really rather...
Last and quite possibly least … Norway
This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...
Norwegian wood … well, I would
The gentleman to the left: Who does she remind me of? Name me some fat Norwegian singers?
The gentleman to my right: Merethe Troan
The gentleman...
Romania’s 26587777th rehearsal
Phil: I just watched this and got the phrase "meh" come across my lips..
There is nothing wrong with it per se, however my...
Hairy Fairy Azeri
Heck to betsy who thought this would look cool!
I know it's supposed to be wings, but from where I sit, ten yards form a...
Eeesti … yeees?
Phil: Carola has imported her Wind Machine in for this one! It's still shite However, it's not as bad as we thought it was...
And La France
Franko: Here we go again. Another song I actually like that's given an unremarkable presentation and likely to finish in the bottom five. There's...
Maltaed Milks
Nick: Spy 1 to Spy 4, I've deciphered the code ... You'll need to watch this one with the subtitles on, I can't make...